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Thursday, December 15, 2011
Skyrim Part Two
I fell to the floor as the dragon jumped over the wall. A group of Imperials near me tried to fight. I ducked back and tried not to move. I tried not to get seen by them. Then they got turned into a pile of flaming corpses. I followed my friend to a small cabin. He took off my cuffs and gave me some armor with weapons. Then he took me to a small exit out of the city. We think that no one else made it.
Skyrim
"Death to the Imperials," a woman prisoner yelled as a axe swung down on her friend's neck.
"To the chopping block, prisoner," a man said kindly. I stepped forward. A loud sound wave bounced off the mountain.
The general said, "Keep going." The sound went again. Then a huge dragon flew straight at us. It landed on one of the towers. The Imperials scattered. I jumped away.
"To the chopping block, prisoner," a man said kindly. I stepped forward. A loud sound wave bounced off the mountain.
The general said, "Keep going." The sound went again. Then a huge dragon flew straight at us. It landed on one of the towers. The Imperials scattered. I jumped away.
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Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Drunker
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This story starts out in a bar on the east side of San Francisco. Tom comes staggering out. He starts walking to work. He checks his watch. It's 3:00 in the morning. His car is gone.
He tries to call the cops but he dials 119 instead of 911. He gives up and goes hitchhiking. But he ends up walking to work. When he gets there, his boss is pissed at him for being so late and drunk.
It is lunch time already so his boss tells him to go to the cafeteria and have lunch. Then he goes to the cafe to get some coffee. As he went through the cafe, he started accidentally knocking stuff over. The high school kids are freaked out. "Who the heck is he?" The glasses shattered everywhere. Kids with thin shoes stepped back. The chefs tried to tell him to get out and after five seconds he does as he is told. The next day his boss and boss's boss talk about that. He is fired the next morning.
He starts looking for a new job. But the interviewers read his files and they say, "Didn't go to college. Has a problem with drinking. Sorry, can't take you." He keeps searching.
One day he knew that he had to go to college and stop drinking. So he goes to college and got an A but he couldn't stop drinking. So he tried getting a job again. He still couldn't get a job. So his uncle is a medicine inventor and makes a thing that will help. He gives it to his nephew Tom. Tom has to take the pills every day for three years. So he gets the pills. He goes back to get his job. Everything goes well until he retires. The pills stop working. He gets even worse than before.
So he goes to his uncle. His uncle says, "You've been overdosing the pills.”
“That's impossible. I did what you said,” Tom said doubtfully.
“I'm sorry but that's the only explanation,” his uncle said believably.
But Tom is retired. He doesn't care now. He doesn't try to stop anymore.
Monday, December 12, 2011
BLUDY MARY
Scot got up, got his weapons and prepared for a morning patrol. He heard screaming! But it was just a girl screaming at him. He was used to that. Not everyone is used to a big furry werewolf. He was patrolling for demons and other monsters.
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He has a team of other full time werewolves. One is a mage named Flex that controls magic. He is very powerful. One time he killed five demons. Not even Track could take him down. Track is a demon that we hunted down for years, until we found Flex. He smashed Track like a bug. We're hunting a special type of demon called the Strangs. They turn people inside out. Their leader's name is Garth, someone you don't want to meet--someone that not even Flex could take down.
This morning Scot was worried there was something wrong. The air was still. The town was quiet. It was usually hustle bustle. He had forgotten that it was Christmas morning. But still the demons were everywhere this time of year. He suddenly felt rumbling. He knew what was happening. "Here kitty kitty," he chuckled. This was a tunnel worm. This one had already tangled with him. It ran like a shy puppy. But it was going to another victim. The victim was bone in five seconds. The carcass landed on Scot's head. He ran and am nam nammmed or ate its face. It wouldn't stand a chance.
Meanwhile, Flex, who was in the woods, was taking on Adagos. The fluffy demon dog of doooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeee as he likes to say it. He likes to suck people's brains out. The dog turns into a skeleton. It started to reach for a gun and a silver bullet. Flex was scared but still strong. He took the bullet with his magic and shot it at the skeleton and killed it but, when he did, it triggered probably the wost undead problem they'd ever gotten. People locked them selves in their homes. Undead were easy to Scot and Flex but there were a lot of them. Dun dun dun.
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He has a team of other full time werewolves. One is a mage named Flex that controls magic. He is very powerful. One time he killed five demons. Not even Track could take him down. Track is a demon that we hunted down for years, until we found Flex. He smashed Track like a bug. We're hunting a special type of demon called the Strangs. They turn people inside out. Their leader's name is Garth, someone you don't want to meet--someone that not even Flex could take down.
This morning Scot was worried there was something wrong. The air was still. The town was quiet. It was usually hustle bustle. He had forgotten that it was Christmas morning. But still the demons were everywhere this time of year. He suddenly felt rumbling. He knew what was happening. "Here kitty kitty," he chuckled. This was a tunnel worm. This one had already tangled with him. It ran like a shy puppy. But it was going to another victim. The victim was bone in five seconds. The carcass landed on Scot's head. He ran and am nam nammmed or ate its face. It wouldn't stand a chance.
Meanwhile, Flex, who was in the woods, was taking on Adagos. The fluffy demon dog of doooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeee as he likes to say it. He likes to suck people's brains out. The dog turns into a skeleton. It started to reach for a gun and a silver bullet. Flex was scared but still strong. He took the bullet with his magic and shot it at the skeleton and killed it but, when he did, it triggered probably the wost undead problem they'd ever gotten. People locked them selves in their homes. Undead were easy to Scot and Flex but there were a lot of them. Dun dun dun.
Monday, December 5, 2011
Apocalypse
Apocalypse
by Malachi
Three teenagers were walking. A shark jumped and ate them on campus. Apparently what happened was an earthquake in Japan had caused a tidal wave that destroyed many homes but the worst thing it did was damage a nuclear power plant. Radiation pollution along with green house warming mutated sharks into sharks that could walk as well as swim. They started to take over. They spread a zombie disease. The president was ripped out of his window. Then tossed from side to side like a rag doll.
photo found hereSerlok was a man trying to make a machine to help the people of the world, but he got mauled by a zombie. Sewage maintenance people all over the world started disappearing because zombies were in the sewage tunnels. People got flooded over because no one was there to maintain the sewage tunnels. Almost everyone died. Only an estimated 300 people lived. They thought all hope was lost.
Every single person then got a transmission on their cell phones. The text said, "We're aliens. Our planet has been blown to bits. We're wondering if we could come stay on Planet Earth for awhile until we find another planet to sustain us." They were called the Vingks. They beat down the Apocalypse with all their massive weaponry that killed the zombies.
The people thought the aliens would kill them after they stopped the Apocalypse, but the aliens did not even touch the people in a harmful way. The humans voted whether the aliens could stay. It took a long time for the votes to be counted. There were threats. One man threatened to hang one senator if he didn't vote to make the aliens go away. The senator was so scared he jumped off a building instead. After two months of counting the votes, a few zombies still roamed around. The aliens are allowed to stay on Earth. The vote was 246 to 53.
There couldn't be a celebration though. People all over the Earth had terrible headaches. The earth was covered with a sort of fear. People started to get visions. One man was talking and he fell over screaming. People got massive headaches. The aliens told the people what was happening.
"CAGMA!!"
Corer, a Vingks, who was a former general, explained very slowly and sadly. "A Vingks named Zexer. betrayed his captain. He killed his friend. He became known as CAGMA. He destroyed our home planet. Now he has returned to destroy Earth."
Meanwhile, in CAGMA's ship a discussion was occurring between him and his lieutenant or Gabe as he was known.
"Shut up," bellowed CAGMA.
Meanwhile, in CAGMA's ship a discussion was occurring between him and his lieutenant or Gabe as he was known.
"Shut up," bellowed CAGMA.
"You suck at being the General. I'd be better," sneered Gabe.
Red smoke came out CAGMA's ear. The other aliens ziped up in rad suits but Gabe was new. He'd never seen him like this so he stood still. BLUUT. Five minuts later there was a pile of slime where Gabe had been standing.
Red smoke came out CAGMA's ear. The other aliens ziped up in rad suits but Gabe was new. He'd never seen him like this so he stood still. BLUUT. Five minuts later there was a pile of slime where Gabe had been standing.
"Yuk," puked the sergeant.
"There's only five of us left now. We'll never make it. You're going down," screeched the commander as he and the others charged CAGMA. They captured him and left him to die on a desert asteroid. The others left and the Vingks found a home. The humans were saved.
Thursday, December 1, 2011
HARRY POTER
Title: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Author: J. K. Rowling
Publishing Date: First published 1999
Some of the characters are Hermione, Dudley, Ron, Hagrid and Dumbledore. The main character and protagonist is Harry Potter. Harry is an orphan. He has a Z shaped scar. He is curious. He is good with friends. Hermione is a smart, bossy girl who is a muggle-born (non-magical.) Dudley is a fat bully who is even nasty to his parents. Ron is a funny, red-haired boy who lives in a magic cottage.He has a big family. Hagrid is a half giant with a very cheerful personality. Dumbledore is the headmaster of Harry's school. He is a generous man. The antagonist is Voldimort. He is an evil weird dude who is ugly!
This story is set in fantasy England in the later 1900s. Harry Potter lives with his evil aunt and uncle. Harry is magic born. He goes to a magic school. He lives at Privet Drive which is in London. Dobby shows up--a little house elf. He causes disaster by trying to help Harry. Voldimort is using a diary to destroy his school. The diary controls Ginny. It makes her hang Mrs. Norris after the basilisk paralyzed her. The basilisk drags Ginny into the Chamber of Secrets. Harry saves the world in this book.by destroying the magic diary.
The theme is breaking the rules can solve problems. For instance, Harry Potter had to get into the forbidden hall or he'd never figure out about the big dog.
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Author: J. K. Rowling
Publishing Date: First published 1999
Some of the characters are Hermione, Dudley, Ron, Hagrid and Dumbledore. The main character and protagonist is Harry Potter. Harry is an orphan. He has a Z shaped scar. He is curious. He is good with friends. Hermione is a smart, bossy girl who is a muggle-born (non-magical.) Dudley is a fat bully who is even nasty to his parents. Ron is a funny, red-haired boy who lives in a magic cottage.He has a big family. Hagrid is a half giant with a very cheerful personality. Dumbledore is the headmaster of Harry's school. He is a generous man. The antagonist is Voldimort. He is an evil weird dude who is ugly!
This story is set in fantasy England in the later 1900s. Harry Potter lives with his evil aunt and uncle. Harry is magic born. He goes to a magic school. He lives at Privet Drive which is in London. Dobby shows up--a little house elf. He causes disaster by trying to help Harry. Voldimort is using a diary to destroy his school. The diary controls Ginny. It makes her hang Mrs. Norris after the basilisk paralyzed her. The basilisk drags Ginny into the Chamber of Secrets. Harry saves the world in this book.by destroying the magic diary.
The theme is breaking the rules can solve problems. For instance, Harry Potter had to get into the forbidden hall or he'd never figure out about the big dog.
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