Tuesday, October 18, 2011

The Wienerschnitzel

A  wienerschnitzel
A bouncing wienerschnitzel
Running down a path
Under a bridge,  a bridge
Thump,thump on the path under a bridge.

A germ
A gangster germ
Charging at the wienerschnitzel
A bouncing wienerschnitzel
Running down a path
Under a bridge,  a bridge
Thump, thump on the path under a bridge.

A ant
A ginormous ant
Leaps at the germ
A gangster germ
Charging at the wienerschnitzel
A bouncing wienerschnitzel
Running down a path
Under a bridge,  a bridge
Thump, thump on the path under a bridge.


A  wienerschnitzel
A bouncing wienerschnitzel
Slaps them all down
Running down a path
Under a bridge,  a bridge
Thump, thump on the path under a bridge.

My Three Biggest Fears

    My three biggest fears are the dark, my dad, and my house at night.  I am scared of the dark because of human eating monsters.  Monsters like the night because they're safe in it but not me! They could eat me alive.  Dad is scary because he yells really loud and very grumpy.  Sometimes I cry.  He tells me to "get over it." Going to bed at night is scary because the lights get turned off.  I feel safer in a tent than in my house.  Why?  I don't know. Other people would think differently but these are My fears.

Saturday, October 15, 2011

How Sumerians' Invention of Irrigation Led to More Food and Eventually Forms of Writing



Imagine going back in time with the Sumerians. Imagine being back in time with people traveling from place to place.They had no permanent homes. Then Sumerians found great land to make villages into cities.  They dug trenches to irrigate which led to an abundance of food which gave them more time to create things like writing.

The land in Sumer flooded a lot. The Sumerians grew crops but the crops got covered in salt from the river. Sumerians then built levies which kept the water from flooding and destroying their crops. Then they controlled the flood to their crop with ditches around the fields.  Also, the ditches helped keep the plants from drowning. This is how the Sumerians invented irrigation.

Irrigation led to more food.  The Sumerians planted fields of wheat and barley.  They also planted lots of date trees.  They grew vegetables like those we eat today for instance, cucumbers, onions, and other things.  Thanks to irrigation, the food surplus got them on their feet.  More food gave them more time to do other things besides farming.

More food led to great things. For instance, Sumerian writing was the first full-fledged writing. It shows that they mapped the stars.  Their writing shows they used a form of counting.  They used round cylinders with carvings on them to sign a tablet. Their writing created the beginning of the writing that you use now.

Irrigation led to food spurt which led to a great form of writing. Isn't it interesting how they went from being nomads to being a great civilization? Their civilization led to our writing and our government today.
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Aztec Brutality

Imagine being at an Aztec sacrifice ceremony. Imagine a villager or a noble getting his or her organs chopped out. Imagine a priest holding a heart still beating. Nowadays, we'd arrest him. But then, the Aztecs thought it was for their own good. They thought the world would end if they didn't sacrifice. The Aztecs were very brutal but ceremonies and sacrifices were very important to them.

The Aztecs were savage. They killed an estimated 20,000 people per year. They did not only kill people but they killed animals. There were many types of sacrifices actually. They thought they owed blood to the gods and,  if they didn't provide blood, they would be punished. People would even cut themselves to offer blood to the gods so good things would happen. Every month, they would sacrifice at least one person. They would put them on a stone slab and open their chest and take out their heart and hold it to the sun.

Before the ceremony, there would be a fast. The night before, there would be dancing, singing, and instrument playing. Priests and priestess would preform the ceremonies. Four priests or priestesses would hold down the captive while another one would cut under his ribcage to remove his heart. They would burn it and roll him or her down the stairs. If he was noble or brave, they would carry him or her down. Some sacrifices were small and some were huge with many killed.

To the Aztecs, sacrifice was very important. They thought that the god's would punish them if they didn’t. They believed that the world would end if they didn’t sacrifice. If they didn't sacrifice, everything would stop. The animating spirit of humans was located in the blood which was located in the heart when it is beating fast. The gods hungered for the animated spirit which was in the heart. Without sacrifice, they thought the whole world would stop. 

Imagine going back in time and watching an Aztec sacrifice. Nowadays it would be considered disgusting. But that was how it was then. Isn't it cool, the difference between now and then?                
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the grim reaper

Mr. Grim was walking, and a weird fat kid sat on him. "SSo  amigoss, want to die?" Mr. Grim hissed. 

The fat kid screeched like a mother beep. Then he ran away. He tripped over a glossy gas can. "Ouch, I broke my leg," he screamed.

"Death or ssslavery?" Grim asked. "You're going to have to ssuck it up anyway," Grim laughed.

"I don't want either. And I don't want to suck it up," whimpered the kid.

"Man, you're a bossy little boot, aren't you?" laughed Mr. Grim.

"I want to go home," sniffled the boy.

"Ahhh," the Grim Reaper squealed as he tripped over the back of a rock.  And the boy ran home.

Grim Reaper iPhone Wallpapers

music

Dear Grateful Dead,

Our music program is hanging on a cliff. If you help us, we could pull ourselves up. You can save us and we will thank you. 

We're like Hogwarts. We have a music teacher like Professor Flitwick but he's not short.  He's smart.  He teaches harmony.  The more money we have, the more he can spend on instruments and our program.

Will you help us? All we want is a donation. 

Thank you.


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