The Flying Monkey

By Malachi

A lost baby dinosaur thinks he found his uncle because his uncle is short and scruffy and his scales stick out on all sides. “Wait,” he says. “It's a monkey.” The scared monkey slaps him. The monkey jumps and turns into Jetfire, a transformer that has two wings on its back and two machine guns on its arms. He kills the dinosaur by shooting him in the crotch. The monkey flies home and lives happily after.